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charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

toyota:

tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

???

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

me: *staring at band member* mmm
mom: He's old enough to be your dad
me: The dad of my children
mom: what
me: what

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

me in the street: imagine if my favorite band walked by
me in my room: imagine if my favorite band walked in
me in the car: imagine if my favorite band was in the car next to me
me in class: imagine if my favorite band walked in
me on vacation: imagine if my favorite band were here

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

sansasturk:

imagine if you were born with the knowledge of your soulmate’s name but it was a really common name like chris